he is really weird and needs a job
like lock in lil bro
prior to other peoples beliefs he is not an actual onion and is rather just an alien pretending to be an onion so this is his perception. also he goes by any pronouns so if you are concerned you are misgendering him do not worry. he can be whatever you want him to be.
he personally ships out all your orders btw. say thank you onion if you can ok. wait maybe he DOES have a job! damnnnn!!!!!!!! fire!